Total Medals Earned: 59 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 715 Points
Medals Earned: 4/8 (50/255 points)
Start playing
Achieve rank C
Achieve rank B
Achieve rank A
Finish the tutorial
Achieve rank S
Achieve rank SS
Achieve rank SSS
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/405 points)
Defeat Fruitcake
Defeat Eggnog
Defeat Gingerbread
Save all the Pups
Beat the game without dying
Beat the game in under 6 minutes
Beat the game without healing
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/270 points)
Welcome to the rest of your nine lives!
Ya Got Pop'd Son. Unfortunate.
Escape the Cops and Beat the game on Easy Mode!
Get a score of 25,000! Hungry huh?
Get a score of 40,000! Calm Down bro.
Get Shot 10 Times! Maybe it was an Accident?
Get Shot 30 Times. You don't accidentally shoot a cat 30 times.
Defeat the CoptoCopter and Beat the Game on Normal!
Kill 100 Stray Katz! I don't know if you're justified or not.
Kill 200 Stray Katz! Expect some judgment from a jokin' skelecat. Hell, I'm judging you right now!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
API.unlockMedal
Helped Strawberry pass wind.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/385 points)
You started the game.
You got your first Thin Fish!
You got your first Money Fish!
You got the Robo-Fish!
You got your first Hotdog Fish!
You got the Double Food upgrade!
You got your first Carnivourus Fish!
You've recieved the Fattest Fish EVER!
Nice Job!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Kill the boss without dying.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/160 points)
start the game
die in less than 10 seconds
survive more than 10 seconds
die without moving
survive more than 30 seconds
survive more than 60 seconds
Medals Earned: 11/16 (60/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
"There's nobody here."
Ur PC is slow
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/360 points)
Begin the game.
Clear floor 1.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/40 points)
Ahhh, that's better
You flushed the kings pee
You looked at the credits, yay!